Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Silicone Dildo - Green/blue
Description
The helicopter drops you and your team off at the base camp. It's your job to explore this unknown and unexplored island. It's lush and green with a tropical climate. The sweat beads on your brow. "I'm going for a solo walk, guys. I need to stretch my legs after that long ride!", you yell back at your team who are staying at camp. After such a long time cramped in small aircrafts, you are eager to explore and be alone. After about an hour of walking you find a small river and decide it's time for a rest. You take off your boots and clothes and decide to cool off and wash away the sweat and grime from your body. The water feels cold and icy, but it wakes you up and refreshes you. You run back to shore, leaving the water, and lay on your clothes and let yourself air dry in the sun. After not too long, something wakes you. You hear a shuffling sound and see that something is caught in your clothes, and crawling under it. "It must be some small animal." you say to yourself, but as soon as you lift up your clothing to see you cry out in shock! It is a lizard of some sort but with a very odd looking head and neck! It's almost as if it was meant to look like a human dong! "What in the world kind of creature are you??" A nudge to your side alarms you again and you sit straight up to find a few more of these strange tiny dino dongs hopping around and nudging you. It seems odd and cute until you see there are many, many more! They start to swarm you and then find their way on top of you, their little claws digging into your skin, and then wriggling their way between your thighs until, to your shock, they are inside you! You open your mouth to scream but another one hops inside your mouth! Before you know it, they've released a numbing saliva from their head, one that causes you to engorge and tingle, and these tiny pests have suddenly become a very big problem!
Fun fantasy dong is a tiny dinosaur with a large dong for a head
Glittery blue, purple, teal and black color combination
Roleplay
Premium silicone
Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone
Unique tail texture
This dino-dick is ready to stretch your holes
Girthy shaft
Firm and flexible
MEASUREMENTS:
Overall length: 7.3" (18.54 cm)
Insertable length: 5.2" (13.21 cm)
Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.6" (4.06 cm)
Widest insertable diameter: 1.9" (4.83 cm)
Shipping
We provide a tracking number for all shipments. You will be emailed your tracking number as soon as it is available.
Your package may be too large for your mailbox. It is your responsibility to ensure there is a safe place for your package to be delivered to, we cannot be responsible for lost or stolen packages if they are shown as delivered by your local package carrier.
Return Policy
We recommend reading all of the product information provided before purchasing a product. If you have any questions about any of our products you can contact our customer service department by using the "Contact Us" button at the top of the page.
However, we do accept returns of defective merchandise. Defective merchandise must be reported to our customer service department (by using the "Contact Us" button at the top of the page) within 72 hours of receipt. In the case of motorized product, we recommend you confirm that the product works by turning it on when you receive it so that you can report defective merchandise immediately. We also ask that you keep your packing list. Once contacted, the customer service department will advise you on how to proceed with your return. If we have additional stock of the exact same product, we will send you a replacement. If we do not have additional stock of the item you ordered we will issue you a refund.
If you are asked to send the defective item back, the defective item must be returned unused and in its original packaging. For sanitary reasons, if the product appears used in any way we cannot issue a replacement or refund.
Items that qualify for a return must be shipped back to the address provided. Returns are only accepted in this manner.
FAQ's
Q: Shipping: When will my order arrive?
A: Delivery times depend on your location. We will do our best to fulfill your order the same day as long as it reaches the cut-off time of 2 PM PST. Keep in mind that weekends and holidays are not considered business days by MyPleasure, or our Distributors. Delivery is based on the shipping method you have chosen. Tracking will be provided to check your delivery date.
Q: Do we ship discreetly?
A: Yes, all orders are shipped in a plain envelope or box with only a return address and no company name.
Q: How much is shipping?
A: Standard shipping is free for orders $69 and up (before tax and after the coupon code is applied) otherwise the shipping starts at a low $4.95. If you need your order faster, you will be provided with other options you can choose from. The cost of faster shipping will be determined based on shipping method chosen.
Q: How do you ship?
A: USPS is our preferred shipping method. Once the order is processed an email notification will be sent to you. Tracking will be provided once the order has been shipped.
Q: Can I cancel my order or make a change of address?
A: In most instances, your order is processed and shipped the same day so you get items quickly. Therefore, there is no way to cancel an order once it has been submitted.
Once the order is processed and shipped we can not make any changes to the address. In most cases, if the order can not be delivered due to an address error, the parcel will be returned to us by the carrier. All returned orders will be refunded minus the shipping. A new order must be created if you still want the order.
Q: What is your return policy?
A: Because of the nature of the items we sell, we are unable to return or exchange purchased toys and products unless defective. This is for the health & safety of our customers.
Any item that is designed to come into contact with any body part or fluid is non-returnable and non-resalable. Once these items leave our warehouse, they are considered used, and therefore cannot be returned. You may find out more about our returns under our return policy.
Q: What if an item is defective?
A: In the event you received a defective item, please contact us within 72 hours of receipt. If possible include a photo or video of the defect a description and we’ll take care of the rest. You may also contact the manufacture if it's out side out our returns policy period.
