Blog Happy Pi Day!

What pray tell is Pi Day? Only the nerdiest of holidays. March 14th = 3/14 and π=3.14159. Which means that the best time on 3/14 is at 1:59.

I have to admit that Pi Day is a particular favorite of mine. What can I say? I'm a pretty big nerd. You probably didn't know it, but pi actually comes in handy when you're working in the sex toy biz. After all, that handy little mathematical value helps me to determine the diameter of sex toys.

How does one celebrate Pi Day? Well you could do a bunch of mathematical equations. Or you could get yourself a pie. For even more fun you could do equations involving pi with your pie. You could reenact the famous scene in American Pie, but I don't really recommend it. Instead eat some pie and then use a masturbation sleeve.